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vonkarn:

eek! eek! 🦇 ( <- blogging from the cave )

4 months ago  - 10,371 notes

yrfemmehusband:

something i don’t see talked about much is how people treating disabled people like we are abled can actually be harmful.

i was leaving work and had my cane, i was very tired and in pain. people outside of my store advertising for the world wildlife fund tried to stop me to talk about the environment until they saw i worked there, which is nice, but you probably shouldn’t stop anyone with a mobility aid who is walking. please don’t guilt us into taking extra time to stand in a hot sun, we actually need to go sit down, or it takes us longer to get somewhere so we really don’t have the time to.

don’t infantilize me, but also acknowledge i need extra help or rest. why is that so hard?

1 hour ago  - 1,404 notes

asphodelles:

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help

9 hours ago  - 3,836 notes

beggars-opera:

The Salem Witch Trials teach us the real lessons of life, like how Satan’s wrath is small beans compared to that of Karen next door who hates your guts

22 hours ago  - 1,667 notes

prokopetz:

ttrpgcafe:

prokopetz:

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The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character’s penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

I’d say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they’re clipping through, that clearly can’t be the case either.

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it’s fully covered; it’d be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you’d save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there’d be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.

22 hours ago  - 26,489 notes

shubbabang:

it’s sinple from 9 to 5 u just gotta be workpilled you gotta be emailcore focusedwave it’s true a neurotypical told me and they’re normal so I believe tgem

22 hours ago  - 7,960 notes

leolaroot:

leolaroot:

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

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22 hours ago  - 42,598 notes

froody:

froody:

frogwknife:

froody:

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haggard from her battle (psychologically terrorizing my mom’s golden retriever for hours) the warrior (inbred 9 pound cat) cautiously trods towards the celebratory banquet (Rae Dunn bowl full of kibble)

This cat looks like the fucked up garfield plushie

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thank you. she is.

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she likes to stand in the water bowl and then track nasty wet foot prints all over the house. I tried getting a cat fountain and she broke that by standing on it as well.

22 hours ago  - 19,885 notes

daydreamodyssey:

Before you post, think:

  • Is it groovy
  • Is it smashing, baby
  • Is it shagedelic
  • Does it give you mojo
  • Does it make others randy
22 hours ago  - 34,287 notes

do you ever shut the fuck up


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pukicho:

Yeah when I’m fucking dead

22 hours ago  - 2,667 notes

axiomofhope:

intactics-deactivated20211231:

and i don’t necessarily believe any of this i’m just saying words recreationally

the last sentence of my thesis

22 hours ago  - 134,924 notes

stinkybrowndogs:

sundavr:

stinkybrowndogs:

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I have created the worlds shittiest cattio (a small dog crate i have jimmy rigged out the window) and it is a big hit

Congrats on re popularizing the victorian child window cage 😂

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FUCK

1 day ago  - 19,313 notes

bruhvegas:

I think a good metric to measure how much new Vegas differs compared to fallout 3 and 4 is the types of courier six’s there are. Sole survivors and lone wanderers usually feel at least semi normal, well adjusted members of society, but couriers? Most of the couriers I’ve seen are so fucking insane/violent it would give other characters whiplash. Courier six feels like they have a LOT more wiggle room in their range compared to lones and soles

1 day ago  - 224 notes

evilwizard:

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

1 day ago  - 28,328 notes

wilyserpentofeden:

(1/2) Screenshot of Crowley looking irritated, with the caption "Wait and see? Do you have"ALT
(2/2) Screenshot of Crowley looking irritated, with the caption "any idea how irritating that is?"ALT

And in that moment, Crowley was all of us

1 day ago  - 1,207 notes

elettraauge:

I know that the vampires in wwdits are dangerous killers but they are so cute with those fangs, especially when they smile, they kittens

1 day ago  - 611 notes